Episodes

I know, Todd Ritz has a great smile. He is such a wholesome Midwest fella though-n-though. I wanted Todd to do the show because he is one of those people who's optimism and joy is just plain contagious. I don't think this guy could EVER be in a bad mood. He's also obsessed with traveling and is a fantastic painter (seriously, it's really good, sugars). Topics include: I'm a Mom and my teenage son keeps wearing my clothes, is he transgender or just sassy? Is it fair that my boyfriend always wants...

You know how you have those friends that listen to you go on and on and ON, about your problems---and then the politely interrupt you to say get over yourself and stop seeing your problems over your solutions. THAT is Nico. He is one of my most driven, most optimistic, and most caring friends...he's also the most competitive. Well he does have Latin blood in him! This is a great show and I liked that you can tell were best friends because we veered off on tangents a lil, and Nico might have told...

I know...look at that pic. I don't know why I keep surrounding myself with pretty friends? Michael is a true New Yorker to the core. And even though he ALWAYS says awkward things right at the most awkward times, and even though he ALWAYS makes the worst puns, and he is also lil' obsessed with all things Muppets--in spite of all these things--he's one of the most do-gooder people I know, and I love him for it. And if I'm being honest, I aways laugh at his awkward jokes, I love puns, and who doesn...

Woo hoo! We're back, sugars. I apologize for the break but life, Jesus, and then New Years got in the way! But I'm super stoked to be back with this week's guest Ronnie Karam. I've known Ronnie for almost 8 years from my improv comedy days, now he is a blogger and commentator about reality tv. He's also my FIRST guest that hosts a weekly podcast as well. So if you like Bravo shows, subscribe to his show. Topics include: Can I give herpes to my bf by giving him a bj? My mother is embarrassing me ...

Yes this picture is blurry, but it captures Jake and I doing what we do best, singing in dresses about the South. Jake (I call him Poodle), Poodle and I have been great friends for over 13 years. We also were roommates for 5, and he might be the only person I know that's gayer than me. But even though we bicker at one another like sisters, I just have the best time with this bitch. Topics include: Thanksgiving etiquette, Do I meet the boyfriend's parents for the 1st time at Thanksgiving, and a L...

Sometimes you meet people through normal circumstances and then sometimes you meet Mandi Mellen while being serenaded by Justin Timberlake. It's true. And then when I met her adorable and super sweet hubby Dan Salem, I knew I had to have them on the show. This newlywed couple give some great couple advice. Topics include: Can a wife have male friends, Am I boring my dates, Losing the weight but still feeling like a fat girl, and a mother-in-law catching her son doing the nasty! They also have a...

You know how you have those people in your life that always say the most inappropriate thing at the most wrong time, but are still the most charming when they say it? Welcome, to Nate Klein. I got hired by MSN.com to host a show about pet owners and Nate was one of the producers. Topics include: Being obsessed with African-American penis (y'all right this shit, not me), getting your husband to be romantic, How to deal with grieving, and gay rights in Oklahoma. He's also played semi-pro sports an...

I'm pretty lucky to say that one of my favorite people in the world is my brother, Bryan Marr. Yes we fought endlessly as teens, but now we really actually make one another crack up. And he's a damn good Dad. So on a trip back home to Oklahoma I thought, "Why not? Let's do a Podcast Bubba!". Topics include: how to introduce children to alcohol, do I call out abusive behavior or other people in public, wedding jitters, and my brothers favorite word...tits. OH Lard. We also tell a few good childho...

Fashion people are known for being bitchy. Well not anymore, sugars. This week I sat down with Daniel Musto, who's a fashion stylist and well...a sweetheart to boot. I love it when someone in the fashion world actually looks at what people have to offer and emphasizes that rather than trying to tear people down. That's his style (get it how I used style and style? Ok, I'll stop with the puns.) Anyway, now he's reaping the rewards of niceness, Daniel has been all over and you probably already rec...

Brady Matthews. This guy. When I first met him doing stand up comedy, I basically just wanted to lick him. I mean look at that pic, it's everything I love...straight guys and beer! Well then, I got to know him and I found out that Brady is a super talented artist, very loyal friend, and really just a Momma's boy with a great heart. So basically now I want to marry him. He also models underwear and loves dogs. (sigh) I. Just. Can't. Topics include: I've hit a plateau on my bench press, Should I k...

Some people are just true forces of talent. Robin Williams, Gilda Radner...Petey Gibson. I'm not kidding, y'all. This gal has got it. And I think to be a great comedian you have to be someone who understands the hearts of people...what makes 'em tick, what makes 'em hurt, and what makes 'em laugh. That's Petey, and that's why I had her on the show. And MAAAAAYBE one of her characters Mary Dolan (a horny 82 year old dirty mouth sassy-can) will be stopping by to answer a few questions as well. Top...

Darrin Yalacki is inspiring...no literally he is. I was a guest a while back on Darrin's podcast, The Empty Frame. I loved it and afterwards he told me to get my ass in gear and get myself a podcast going. So how fitting for episode 10 that I have him as a guest. Topics include: Am I still in love with a battering ex if I still dream about him? How do I ask my boss for a raise? I'm stuck in the rhythm of life, how do I discover who I am? And avoiding outside work drama. Oh that's tough sometimes...

Rachel Swetnam has been through some shit y'all and not only has she come out of it okay, she glitters like a friggin' Liberace piano. She was the perfect guest to not only offer some sage advice but to also bring up her love of Saved By the Bell. Topics include: I think I've gotten used by a guy and I just can't let go? Why do guys lie about their height on internet dating websites? And Rachel and Matt both discuss the first time they figured out they were gay. Follow Rachel on The Twitter: @r...

Paul Gordon and I got to talking. So much so that I had to make two episodes out of it. In this Behind the Mic show, Paul and I aren't discussing listener questions. Rather these are a slice of side stories we both discussed. Topics include: Growing up Catholic and being children of divorce, Paul being a bartender at a gay bar, and his hatred of Julia Roberts. I mean...I can't. I LOVE HER. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul Gordon is just the sweetest, hunkiest teddy bear you ever did meet. And I met him years ago, when I auditioned for Minute to Win It. And lo and behold, he cast me on the show! Paul is a tough talking Philly native, but don't let those "F" bombs fool ya--this guy is all heart with some great insight. Topics include: Should I talk about Sandamp;M Sex with others, how do I move on from a guy who broke my heart, and what to do when the happiness is just gone from my life. (I know, shit is getti...

Dawn McCoy isn't just a beauty blogger, a host, and a philanthropist...SHE'S MY NEIGHBOR! We met years ago while walking our pups and we quickly became great friends. On this episode, we get to truth talking y'all. Topics include: Dealing with a narcissistic parent, how to live your life purpose, and advice for a distraught 33 year old woman who is having sex with a 19 year old man! (I want THAT problem sugar!) So get your sweat tea ready for this very Southern episode of the Dear Mattie Show. ...

Drew Dreoge and Collen Smith are just two very very funny people. They are both in the Groundlings company and perform all over Los Angeles. I had them on to make me laugh, but they actually had some heartfelt insight that kinda blew my mind at times. Love when that happens! Topics include: Is porn emotional cheating, a Mom needing a vacation, and Robin Williams and the stigma of suicide. I know that sounds like a depressing show, but I promise you'll leave listening with a smile. This fall Col...

Ohhh lord I had to focus on this one. Karamo Brown is my kryptonite y'all. Pretty, smart, opinionated, and confident-this guy has got it going on. So it's no surprise that he's a host on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Once on the Real World, Karamo now is a host for Oprah and Dr. Drew. He and I discuss being dragged to boring weddings by your spouse, trust issues, and pot smoking vs. wine-are they the same thing? I just had a great time with this fella, he isn't afraid of anything. Find all things ...

Yes, that's my friend and yes he's pretty pretty pretty and yes I always feel fat when we hang out. Thank god he's sweet as pie. In Episode 3 of the Dear Mattie Show, my good friend and burgeoning therapist-student, Coby Pfaff, offers of some insight on phone privacy, The LA Clippers, and a no shame attitude about having a lot of vanilla sex! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ali Velez is a sassy, sassy gal with large biceps and red lipstick. She's also another one of my BFFs. In this episode, Ali andamp; I discuss the importance of cheese, if child brides should give dating advice, and we give advice to a girl who needs to come out at school. Ali is a Video Curator for YouTube Nation, a daily show that showcases the most awesome videos that are on Youtube. She also does on-camera segments for the show and she's adorable. Ali performs stand-up and storytelling shows...

When I first moved to Los Angeles I only knew one person...Lindsay Lefler (at that time Hendrickson). Not only has she been one of my closest friends but she was my roommate for 6 years! So why would I NOT have Lindsay aka Sissy on as my first guest for my first podcast ever? Some things just makes sense, and Lindsay makes good sense, y'all. Don't let her youth fool you, this newly married lady gives out some great relationship advice as well as being an expert on all things Lindsay Lohan or Bri...